Shrimp dick in speedo

Story Script:

ACTOR1: Alright, let’s see what we’re working with then. Oh, my god. Look at that pathetic little thing.

ACTOR2: It’s... I’m sorry, Coach. The speedo wouldn’t fit because of it.

ACTOR1: Wouldn’t fit? That’s not a bulge, mate, that’s a bloody button. Get in here, Dave! You have to see this.

ACTOR2: No, please...

ACTOR1: Shut it. Look at this, Dave. Tell me that’s not the saddest excuse for a cock you’ve ever seen.

ACTOR2: Fucking hell. That’s not a dick, that’s a clit. A proper little pink clit.

ACTOR1: Think it’s even big enough to piss with? Go on then, Dave. Let’s see if his little mouth works better. Open wide, bitch.

ACTOR2: That’s it, take it all. Swallow every drop of my piss. Good little slut.

ACTOR1: My turn. Here comes a nice big loogie for you. Get that snot down your throat too. Fucking disgusting. You love that, don’t you?

ACTOR2: I think he does. Look at his little thing, it’s twitching. You getting hard from being our piss and spit bucket?

ACTOR1: On your knees. You’re going to suck my proper cock now. Try not to lose that tiny thing in your own mouth while you’re at it.

ACTOR2: That’s it, deep throat. Take it all the way. You’re our bitch now. Swallow every drop when I’m done.