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My Story Time:

Okay besties, no cap, this is some wild tea I have to spill about my brother Alex. So like, he has this sus condition where he literally shrinks when he gets turned on, and OMG, he has a total boob fetish. Which is, y'know, a problem for him because I'm blessed in that department, period. I caught him totally checking out my tits when I was wearing this low-cut top, and I was like, "My eyes are up here, weirdo." But then I noticed he was getting shorter, no joke, like visibly shrinking. I put two and two together SO fast. So I decided to be a little evil and test my theory. I leaned in closer, letting my cleavage basically smother his face, and whispered, "You like these, don't you?" His whole face went bright red and sheesh, he shrunk another inch right in front of me. I was low-key shook but high-key living for this power trip. I kept going, squeezing my boobs together, and was like, "They're pretty great, huh?" With every word, he got smaller and smaller. I'd never felt so iconic and in control. It was a whole mood.