My Steamy Story: Девушка Алиса копрофи...

My Story Time:

Listen, bestie, I have to spill the tea on what went down last night, and it is spicy. So my ex, Leo, ghosted me a few months ago, right? Total big yikes. But last night, he texts me like, "I miss you, can I come over?" And I was feeling some type of way, so I was like, "Bet."

The second he walks in, that main character energy is just gone. He's looking all sad and simp-ish. He tries to hug me and I just… I don't know what came over me. All that pent-up anger? I felt my stomach twist, and I just looked him dead in the eye and was like, "You wanna see what you've been missing?" And then I pulled down my shorts, squatted right there on his stupid designer sneakers, and let loose. OMG, the sound, the warmth… it was so fucking nasty. I was like, "That's for leaving me on read, you fucker."

His face was iconic. He was shook, completely frozen. I could see his dick getting hard through his jeans, no cap. He was totally a stan for it. I just pulled my shorts back up, wiped, and said, "Now get the fuck out." The ultimate clapback. Sheesh. Period.