My Steamy Story: A girl is at cafeteria having lunch and ...

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Big yikes, but okay bestie, let me spill the tea. So I was just at the cafeteria, low-key starving after my 8 AM lecture, and I saw this tiny guy just chillin' on my tray next to my mashed potatoes. No cap, he was like the size of a crouton and giving me major main character energy, like he was finna be the star of my lunch. Honestly, mood. I just scooped him up with a giant forkful of potatoes and gravy – sheesh, the texture was so extra, like a weird, wiggly gummy bear – and just yeeted him into my mouth. I could feel him squirming against my tongue, and it was so gross but kinda iconic? I was just casually chewing, listening to him make these tiny, pathetic squeaks, and then I just swallowed. Period. The whole vibe was so sus, but my lunch totally slapped after that.