My Steamy Story: An imagined ASMR PSA content from an ang...

My Story Time:

adjusts cap, sits up perfectly straight on the toilet seat with my leggings rolled down to my mid-thigh Okay besties, no cap, you would not BELIEVE the absolute rage that fuels my gains. Like, period. angry whispered HMMMMMMMMM This toilet? This is my second gym. My intestines are doing their fucking squats. Every plop and rumble is another set, another rep against the weak. strains slightly I picture every… forceful release… every one of these as a queen taking a motherfucking knight off the board. Check. Mate. phone dings Oop, it's my boyfriend simping in the live chat. "My queen," he texts. And I'm like, YEAH I AM. unleashes a powerful, sustained release This is my serve. This is my kill shot. This is the sound of me absolutely slaying every single goal. final, satisfying plop Aaaaand… that's game. Sheesh. Iconic.