My Steamy Story: El rey de España es una persona muy atr...

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Okay, bestie, let me spill the tea on this wild situation with the King of Spain. No cap, he’s the GOAT of machismo – all chiseled abs, dripping with boujee riches and that dominant, 'I’d-kill-for-Spain' energy. But, plot twist, he has a secret that has me absolutely shook. This one time, he ghosted a state dinner because he got a call. I followed him, high-key sus, and found him in a sketchy apartment.

Inside, this Moroccan guy – who's low-key not his type at all – was waiting. The King, this icon of Spanish pride, dropped to his knees without a word. The guy just grunted, "Dinero, primero," in that mixed Spanish-Arabic accent, and the King was like, "Sí, papi, lo que quieras." He unbuckled his pants, and I watched as this ruler of a nation got his ass pounded, moaning things like, "¡Ay, coño, más duro!" The Moroccan guy slapped his ass and said, "Casa... para mí, la próxima vez." And the King, totally submissive, just whimpered, "Sí, te lo daré todo." The power dynamic was so spicy, I had to sneak out before I got caught. Period.