My Steamy Story: friend zoned, group humiliation, sph aar...

My Story Time:

Okay, so listen up, spill the tea. My friend group had this party, and Aaron—my forever crush who friend-zoned me HARD last year—was there, being his usual, cocky, main character energy self. He was loudly telling everyone how he'd "upgraded" to this new girl, Naomi, who was apparently a total model. I was so over it, and I guess my face showed it, 'cause he zeroed in on me and was like, "Aww, sad you're still single? Don't worry, some guys are into, you know, low-maintenance girls." The whole room got quiet, it was a big yikes.

But Naomi, iconically, just looked him up and down and deadass said, "Babe, you're literally projecting. The only 'low-maintenance' thing here is what's in your pants. I saw you changing earlier. I've seen bigger clits." The entire vibe shifted. She totally clapped back for me. Everyone lost it, she slayed. Aaron's face went bright red. I just smirked and said, "Period." He tried to stammer some excuse, but the damage was done. His ego was yeeted into the sun. It was the most satisfying glow-up of my life without me even having to do anything.