My Steamy Story: October 16th 1977 47 Year Old Dick Clark...

My Story Time:

Okay, let me spill the tea on the wildest night of my life. My man, let’s call him my personal Dick Clark, came home from his doctor looking all boujee in his suit, but I could tell something was different. He was giving off main character energy, high-key. He’d taken some new “supplement” and was like, “Babe, the doc said this is finna be a whole vibe.” I was low-key sus, but sheesh, was I curious.

We’re in bed, just in our PJs, and he starts getting these intense, painful-looking cramps. I’m like, “You good, bestie?” But then… the switch flipped. His dick got so hard, it was literally pressing against his pajamas, and I’m not gonna lie, I was instantly thirsty. He ripped his pants off, his cock was just… there, and he looked at me with this wild rizz and was like, “I need your pussy. Now.” The confidence was iconic, no cap.

I yeeted my own pajamas off so fast. He pinned me down, and the way he entered my cunt was… oof. So deep, so intense. I was moaning, “Yes, fuck me, just like that,” and he was grunting, hitting my spot over and over. The whole bed was shaking. I came so hard I saw stars, and he finished inside me with this guttural roar. Slay, period. That pill was the GOAT, fr.