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My Story Time:

Okay besties, so I was literally about to give this random dude the biggest clapback of his life for getting in my space, like, who does he think he is?! My arms were crossed, I was finna read him to filth, when he just… yeeted his load right at me. No cap. One second I’m pissed, the next, this warm, thick spray hits my face and my brain just… shorted out. OOF. My angry rant got cut off by this insane, full-body shudder. My eyes rolled back so hard I saw my own damn brain, and my stupid arm shot up in a salute all on its own. Sheesh. The second his cum touched my tongue, my pussy absolutely erupted, soaking through my jeans. I couldn’t stop it. I was screaming, “I’M YOUR CUM TOILET NOW! I’M YOUR WIFE!” My ovaries were high-key screaming, too, just begging for his baby. This stranger’s nut rewired my whole brain, period.