My Story Time:

OMG, besties, buckle the fuck up because this story is about to be extra AF.

So there I was—Susanne, 32, petite but packing heat in all the right places, wearing this skintight dress that had no business being that short, but here we are. Marc, this gorgeous woman I’d been vibing with on our second date, was low-key blushing as I dragged her into the smut section of this boujee-ass video store. Like, honey, if you thought I was gonna play it cool, you wild.

I grabbed a porno tape with some chick getting filthy on the cover and was like, “Okay, Marc, spill—you into shaving? Because I am.” She bit her lip so hard, and I could see her thighs clench. Mood. I tossed another tape at her—this one had a dude getting a golden shower—and just deadass asked, “You ever let someone piss on you?”

Marc was shook, but I could tell she was into it. So I leaned in, whispering filthy shit like, “Imagine me bending you over, shaving your pussy bare, then fucking your ass while you beg for my cum.”

SHEESH. Her breath hitched, and next thing I know, she’s pulling me into the back aisle, her hands all over me. No cap, bestie—this date slayed. Period. 😈💦